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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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