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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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