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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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