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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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