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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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