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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simba eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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