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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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