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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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