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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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