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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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