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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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