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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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