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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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