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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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