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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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