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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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