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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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