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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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