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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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