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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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