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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Toby eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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