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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Molly eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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