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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Frodo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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