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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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