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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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