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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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