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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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