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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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