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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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