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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Ginger eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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