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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Minnie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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