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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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