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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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