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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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