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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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