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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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