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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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