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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Murphy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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