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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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