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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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