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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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