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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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