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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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