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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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