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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Bilbo eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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