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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Misty eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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