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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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