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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maggie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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