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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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