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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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