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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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