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Pet death

My aunt Bridget had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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